Just Sayin'

There are many things I want to Just Say:

1. I will use the word melancholy five times: Today was a melancholy day. It was melancholy because my friends were melancholy which made me melancholy.
2. I bet you looked and realized that after the colon I only used it four times. You are now checking. But it counted when I used it before the colon so I did use it five times. HA!
3. If anybody uses the word melancholy one more time I will scream.
4. Please do not make me scream on purpose, I only said I will scream because I didn't want to say anything mean.
5. On a totally different note: If you aren't already doing so, FOLLOW ME!
6. You're looking, looked or will look at the follow button within five to ten seconds.
7. I want to say that cheese is my second favourite food after pasta with cheese.
8. You are a homo sapien. And you just thought that comment was pathetic/ridiculous/dumb/all of the above (pick one and comment below).
9. You are going to comment
10. If you scroll down, past the comment box, you will see fish. You now plan to scroll down.